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zird is the word
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BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE

Homeland Security: 13,000 dogs were put down last week after George W Bush misread his autocue leading to a War on Terriers.*

Also, in OTHER NEWS:

Qlphqbet Tqkeover Mounted! the letter q hqs qppqrently kidnqpped the letter q in q bid to become the first letter of the qlphqbet. previously best known for the beginning of Quincy, the humble q hopes to emulqte the mqssive comebqck mqde by @ in recent yeqrs.*

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