I still can't decide whether I'm amused or appalled or both, and if both, to what degree.
This is the illustration on the front of a bag of gummi candies shaped like breasts. It's marketed by a company called BonBon from Denmark, the ones that apparently run BonBonLand, but I couldn't find much information about this particular candy on their website, although they claim to manufacture "the funniest candy in the world."
Uh huh. Funny.
A bag of tit-shaped candy called Sillykoner (ho ho, get it? Silicon!) with pieces individually, or rather pairedly, named melons, onions, missiles, and balloons, as well as, for whatever weird reason, one shaped like a nose. HAW HAW! Stop! You're killing me!
Strange that there were no bags of PENIS-SHAPED candy. Now, THAT would have been funny!
Apparently, I AM still American where it counts, because appalled is winning.
I am not amused.
(Sillykoner package front, Sillykoner package back)
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