No. But a glass hurricane lamp got broken once during a coaster frisbee war with my brother and sister and we blamed it on the cat. Mom, if you're reading this, John did it. >:D
Artichokes. For those of you who know how, this may not seem like a big deal, but I get stopped in the grocery stores all the time when I'm picking them out or have them in my cart, and asked how to prepare them. People don't know how to eat them, much less how to cook them.
None.

Bunnies take over the world.