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Phrases I'm Practicing in My Gravely New Voice:
  • Why don'cha come up and see me sometime?
  • Whaddaya want, wicker?
  • Bueller? Bueller?
  • I've got a bad feeling about this...
  • Luuuke, I am your faaaather.
  • I smell man-flessssh.
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  • You had me at 'hello.'
  • We'll always have Paris Flyinge.
  • Meat's back on the menu, boys!
  • I feel like a million tonight...but one at a time.
  • Hey...hey, you gonna eat that?
  • Ribbit
mood: thirsty
music: Sundays—A Certain Someone


Good thing I just used z-turdlet (the toilet). LOL!!!

Dear Kermit

What about

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Play it again, Sam

To err is human -- but it feels divine

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Re: Dear Kermit

Or....Z 'plane, Z 'plane! (or something like that) from Fantasy Island.

Re: Dear Kermit


Re: Dear Kermit

Is that a PISTOL in your pocket, or are ya just glad ta see me?
Gotta get that luscious alliteration in there!
I love the principles one. Where does it come from?

Re: Dear Kermit

Who else but the wonderful Groucho Marx!

Re: Dear Kermit

LOL! I love it! I thought of the "pistol in your pocket" one later after I'd already posted. :)

Re: Dear Kermit

Love it! I should have been IM'ing you while I was making up that list! :D

Re: Dear Kermit

Yep! Though I was busy queuing up at Systembolaget, making knäck and pop-corn balls (had to hide them before L-G got home) and doing laundry all afternoon.

I have definitely got to practice some of these, especially "I feel like a million tonight" and "To err is human". I'm tired of being a boring 54-year-old unemployed frump in mid-Sweden.

You're not unemployed. :P


Thanks for the laughs- your friends added to it!!! :0 TAke care of your self!!
love, Lizardmom


"You know how to whistle, don't you?" ... or pretty much anything that came out of Lauren Bacall's mouth. Great lists! :) ~Marilyn, Island Fever

But what about:

I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way.

Oh yes, definitely that one! :D

Still giggling...but I do hope you feel better today, even if it means losing the great vocal effect. ;-)


No no Lizardek!!! Don't lay down your pen. Don't enter a convent----- you are good busy---- I am just the unbusy-- but the world needs ALL of us. *blows kiss* ~bluepoppy

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