March 31st, 2005

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NOT A DEAR JOHN LETTER

Dear Internet,

I have a confession to make. I've been seeing someone else. She used to be my number-one until you came along and turned everything upside-down. Now, I'm feeling like a fool, torn between two...eh, never mind. It's just she's so jealous! She's constantly wanting me to do things with her, go places together, and it means less time with YOU. I feel guilty when I'm with her. I feel guilty when I'm with you. Finding time to spend with each of you seems more and more difficult these days, but I'm trying! Anyway, I just thought it was only fair to let you know that I can't be faithful to you alone. Real-Life and I have a semi-open relationship, you see. She knows about you.

I hope we can still be friends.

All my love,
lizardek


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