If I was running the world, I would make the following proclamations:
SUSHI FOR DINNER whenever I'm in the mood for it or OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!
BACKRUBS and NECKRUBS whenever my neck and/or back hurts or OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!
SLEEPING IN every morning with no disturbances or OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!
I would also make sure that all monies currently devoted to weapons and governmental stupidity would immediately be diverted for more research into how to take the calories out of everything but still leave the taste. More Cookies, Less Weight Gain!
You'd vote for me, admit it.