lizardek's obiter dictum lizardek Home Now Then Friends Info Ek Family
zird is the word [userpic]
NUMBER OF BRAINCELLS REQUIRED
  • to realize it's the alarm going off in the black hole of morning: 1%

  • to realize it's the alarm going off AGAIN and make a flapping motion in the correct direction to make it stop: 1%

  • to stumble up from bed, collect clothing, shower, dress, makeup, transport children to daycare, wave goodbye: 1%

  • to drive to work: 1%

  • to hold conversations, check and respond to urgent emails, finish layout revisions on a 24-page brochure, create 2 HTML invitations, and a product page, send things to print, finalize and distribute 15 email newsletters successfully, move collateral inventory, create technical schematics, help a new colleague with questions, attend meetings, plan upcoming projects, interact with co-workers and new boss: 70%

  • to drive home from work: 1%

  • to stop at the grocery store and remember the urgent items needed at home without benefit of written list: 1%

  • to go for half hour brisk walk through neighborhood, down snail trail, around Flyinge and back again with both kids talking a mile a minute: 6%

  • to make dinner, bathe children, sing songs, make jokes, read bedtime stories, tuck and kiss goodnight: 8%

  • to refrain from eating more than one cookie for dessert: 5%

  • to read half a book in a sort of trance: 5%

  • to write a scintillating, provocative, and interesting journal entry:
    OOPS—None left





(actual number of braincells required to make the math on the above percentages come out right: 142% sigh)
 tired
mood: tired
music: Kansas—Nobody's Home


Comments

You crack me up

(no subject) - (Anonymous)

Thankee, ma'am! :)

(Anonymous)

Lol, well for something written with no brain power it's pretty darn entertaining. Better than some of my posts that actually use mental energy!

Kestrel (http://themutteringmuse.com)

(Anonymous)

The first day back to work has drained me, no question about it! You are not alone! And you have a new boss? Oh dear, you must train him/her in the way he/she should go.

Hope tomorrow is better!

~:)samiam

(Anonymous)

too funny... you crack me up! Your math skills don't matter, I would so vote for you!!

Melanie
http://musings.navylane.com

Thanks! :) :)

how many braincells do you spend on your husband? none? :-)

LOL! not yesterday anyway. He was gone all evening to a meeting :)

Hopefully this won't cost you too many braincells...

I just bombarded your mailbox. I was having difficulty getting the images light enough. Hopefully it worked out and you still can receive mail and everything.

If I add all those percentages up, I get 100%. What am I doing wrong?

Nothing. That's what they were supposed to do, but it took me forever to make them add up correctly! I kept having to tweak the numbers. DOH!

Now in the winter time, I suggest you allocate at least one more percent brain cells to your driving to and from work. I suppose even down in Skåne it suddenly can get slippery over an afternoon. Today it is one year since I crashed my previous car into the railing right after a motorway exit. It was 17 years old and beyond repair afterwards.

oy! 17 years old?! time to scrap it anyway, but that must have been a scary way to do it.

Trusty but rusty Ford Escort '88. :) VIP model according to Vägverket. I never figured out which part of it was VIP, since it didn't have any luxury except for central locking, disabled due to a broken mechanism. But it was kind of an experience, and the skidding practise taken eight years ago was to no or very little help.

(Anonymous)
good thing is . . .

you have TWICE as much brian power as the rest of us mere mortals . . .heee
~bluepoppy

Be honest! We all know that zombies came and ate the excess brain cells....

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!

It was RABBITS!

September 2019
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30

lizardek

lizardek's obiter photos
lizardek's obiter photos

shameless
Feeling generous? Be my guest!





snippet
I can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

Abraham Lincoln

more
obiter snippets





credits
Layout thanks to dandelion.
Findus the cat as used in my user icon and header is the creation of Sven Nordqvist.