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MEDIC!
I'm at the whiny stage of the cold now. It's like the 5 stages of grief only with a bucketful of phlegm in my head.

Denial: What's that? a tickle in the back of my throat? It's nothing. I am not getting sick. No matter that 2 of my colleagues have been swarming with germs in and out of my office, I WILL NOT GET SICK.

Anger: Stupid %$#^%@! coworkers and their stupid $^#&$*!~ germs!!

Bargaining: If I pop 2 Tylenol now, I'll be fine, I'm sure. I'll just go to sleep a little earlier, and do my walk tomorrow. Yeah.

Depression: I hab a code id by node ad by froat hurtz ad by node is all red ad nobody loves bee I thig I'll go ead worms. wwwaaah!

Acceptance: My voice is SO SEXY!

Bonus Stage
Irony: I went to work today. Now I'm the germy coworker! muahahahaha!

Hey pretty internets, tell me more poetry, that will make me feel better.

Edited to add: Pretty please?
 sick
mood: sick
music: there is no music, there is only phlegm in the head


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LOVE the "stages of grief "analogy!

As for poetry...hmmmm...what have I got memorized?

I long to sit an talk with you
by the hearth and warmth of a fireplace,
nestled among big, floppy lounge pillows
on a floor of the plushest carpet,
in a room where there are no clocks.

(Anonymous)
Phlegm, the band

"there is no music, there is only phlegm in the head"

I don't know-- that sounds like a song right there, albeit something Sid Vicious might wail . . .

And--- all my books are still (STILL!) in storage or I would so surely share poetry with you *sniff*

~bluepoppy

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