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MEDIC!
I'm at the whiny stage of the cold now. It's like the 5 stages of grief only with a bucketful of phlegm in my head.

Denial: What's that? a tickle in the back of my throat? It's nothing. I am not getting sick. No matter that 2 of my colleagues have been swarming with germs in and out of my office, I WILL NOT GET SICK.

Anger: Stupid %$#^%@! coworkers and their stupid $^#&$*!~ germs!!

Bargaining: If I pop 2 Tylenol now, I'll be fine, I'm sure. I'll just go to sleep a little earlier, and do my walk tomorrow. Yeah.

Depression: I hab a code id by node ad by froat hurtz ad by node is all red ad nobody loves bee I thig I'll go ead worms. wwwaaah!

Acceptance: My voice is SO SEXY!

Bonus Stage
Irony: I went to work today. Now I'm the germy coworker! muahahahaha!

Hey pretty internets, tell me more poetry, that will make me feel better.

Edited to add: Pretty please?
 sick
mood: sick
music: there is no music, there is only phlegm in the head


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Laughing my butt off because ever since I got home from work today Björn has been going around coughing and sneezing and saying, "I'm NOT sick. I feel FINE. I'm NOT getting a cold of any kind whatsoever! ATCHOOOO!!"

Hope you feel well enough to come on Wednesday night! (Hope you feel perfectly find right away as a matter of fact.)

My poetry choices are kind of dopey, so I'll leave that to the literature majors.

You know, this is the cold that YOU should have gotten with the full-on face sneeze.

And I bet your poetry choices are not at all dopey, so c'mon, share!

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