This morning, at work, I seated myself at the breakfast table and someone said hello to me and when I grrrrrrowled hello back, she was taken aback and asked me rapidly, "Are you sick? Are you contagious? Are you Monday-tired?" and something else which I can't now remember and I felt my tongue jam up against the back of my teeth and my brain twitch: I literally couldn't process or answer. She had to repeat her questions very slowly while I simply nodded at her in the right places.
There is more to write about, but I must go lay my head down before it explodes from the residue of the day.