This year, in addition to a couple more chocolate-chili bars, she gave him one of their new items. Mo's Bacon Bar.
Yes, you read that right. It's a chocolate bar with bacon in it. Bacon and salt and milk chocolate.
I really don't know what more to say about this.
I just saw on their site that they have another bar that is white chocolate with kalamata olives in it. The horror! These people need to be STOPPED.
What's next? Milk chocolate with lettuce and fried kohlrabi? Dark chocolate with falafel and parmesan? What's the worst combo you can come up with? (caveat: must be actual FOOD items...no excrement or hair allowed)