zird is the word (lizardek) wrote,
zird is the word
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LOLOLOL

Laughed until I cried after reading this in Mimi Smartypants' archives:

You know these little capsules that you put in warm water and a foam animal emerges? Do you? Well, get some. And do them inside your mouth, with beer. This was great fun recently, at a bar with Kat I had one in my mouth, almost finished exploding, when a guy sat down near us and said, "Hi" in that I'm-going-to-chat-you-up way. I held up a finger to say, "Wait a minute," leaned over the bar, and spat a foam brontosaurus onto the bar top. He didn't stay long. It was beautiful.

ahahahahahaha!! I love that woman.
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