zird is the word (lizardek) wrote,
zird is the word
lizardek

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I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION BILLION TIMES!

Exaggerating:
The woman next to me raises and lowers her adjustable desk 42 times per day.

Not Exaggerating:
Every time she does, my desk and the floor shake.

Exaggerating:
My fingers are frozen fast to my keyboard, mkaingy it bvery dissgult to typde

Not Exaggerating:
It's damn bloody cold in this building.

Exaggerating:
Karin's screaming last night when I tried to exchange her clothes for pajamas pierced every eardrum in a 20-yard radius and resulted in tinnitus for the entire family.

Not Exaggerating (well okay, maybe a little):
One day I may haul off and smack her a good one.

Exaggerating:
It's a BLIZZARD!

Not Exaggerating:
It's a BLIZZARD! shit.
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